Translated from Persian from the blog: “Smoking Chewing Gum”: http://absurdgames.blogspot.ca/
We Iranians are so witty- maybe not all of us, but most of us! We just looove wit- it’s in our blood! Just as we are more beautiful, more artistic, more talented, more intelligent, and control NASA, and just generally more all-around awesome than other races- we are way more wittier too! Like, when our filthy diplomat commits this despicable crime, we just can’t stop with the witty comments! “The boy asked the girl- lets play diplomats!” “Iranian girls so pretty- why has this donkey turned to Brazilian girls? hahahahahahahhahahahha!!!!” Oh- you are all so witty- Iranian culture is inundated with wit!
And let’s not forget, all these Iranians who find this incident so hilarious are not necessarily government types or para-militaries. Oh no- they are the freedom-lovers, they hate the Iranian state and its policies, they are well-educated and collect university degrees, perhaps even secular, intelligent, well-read… and witty. Witty above all. A dangerous, un-funny wit.
I don’t care about the diplomat and his nationality. There are sick people all over the world. He could be of any nationality and commit such a despicable, filthy act. But I want to know, do people in other countries of the world greet such crimes with fun and laughter? Is facebook and G+ in Brazil saturated with jokes and witticisms about paedophilia? Maybe because the victims weren’t Iranians, we found it soooo amusing? For example, if a Brazilian diplomat had molested Iranian girls, would we have found it as hilarious, and made so many witty comments about it all?
I don’t know. These proud Aryan descendants of Kurush and Dariush, with their superior intelligence, beauty…and infinite wit… I cannot understand them. I will never understand them.