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SEX ON A HOT VIBRATING DISHWASHER

Of all the annoying if not actually harmful media tropes around sex, the one which sexualizes housework is the one which I find the most downright yucky. Ugh, yuckity yuck yuck. Allow me to explain, Gentle Reader, for this is

Beyonce-Video

SEX ON A HOT VIBRATING DISHWASHER

Of all the annoying if not actually harmful media tropes around sex, the one which sexualizes housework is the one which I find the most downright yucky. Ugh, yuckity yuck yuck. Allow me to explain, Gentle Reader, for this is

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RISOTTO

My father once watched some cooking show and learned about risotto. He felt it was a perfect “make-shift” food for a kitchen full of two working parents and four children, and he started making it, day and night. We all

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RISOTTO

My father once watched some cooking show and learned about risotto. He felt it was a perfect “make-shift” food for a kitchen full of two working parents and four children, and he started making it, day and night. We all

POOR MUMMY DOES NOT EVEN GET AN HONOURABLE MENTION

“ Hello mY Name is Yousef i LOVe game’s and I like reading a littel bit one’s a dat and my dad is in Iran I LOVe PlaYstation I’m 7 yers old I have a Really mean SISter I have

POOR MUMMY DOES NOT EVEN GET AN HONOURABLE MENTION

“ Hello mY Name is Yousef i LOVe game’s and I like reading a littel bit one’s a dat and my dad is in Iran I LOVe PlaYstation I’m 7 yers old I have a Really mean SISter I have

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PRETTY SULKY TEENAGERS

There’s one in practically every TV show and film. You know who I mean, the pretty sulky teenage daughter of the family, she’s bratty and rude and rolls her eyes at everything her parents and cool-geek younger siblings say or

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PRETTY SULKY TEENAGERS

There’s one in practically every TV show and film. You know who I mean, the pretty sulky teenage daughter of the family, she’s bratty and rude and rolls her eyes at everything her parents and cool-geek younger siblings say or

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THE UGLIEST NECKLACE IN THE WORLD

With so many posts and tips and guides to gift-giving floating through the internet, I thought it would be helpful to point out what NOT to buy – not for christmas, not for easter, not now, not ever. Behold, Gentle

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THE UGLIEST NECKLACE IN THE WORLD

With so many posts and tips and guides to gift-giving floating through the internet, I thought it would be helpful to point out what NOT to buy – not for christmas, not for easter, not now, not ever. Behold, Gentle

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CLARIFYING THE ISSUES SURROUNDING MAKE-UP

Every so often, another stupid “scientific” study is published showing that men in fact ARE attracted to women with make-up on. Whoops- No, here’s another the one- they’re not! Women without make-up look more low maintenance, more approachable, and so

marilyn-monroe-59-sexy

CLARIFYING THE ISSUES SURROUNDING MAKE-UP

Every so often, another stupid “scientific” study is published showing that men in fact ARE attracted to women with make-up on. Whoops- No, here’s another the one- they’re not! Women without make-up look more low maintenance, more approachable, and so

THE FRIDGE

That cold white closet, the refrigerator, is the locus of power in the household. I have heard anecdotes of perhaps two generations ago, about how the family fridge would be locked with a padlock at all times. Only the mother

THE FRIDGE

That cold white closet, the refrigerator, is the locus of power in the household. I have heard anecdotes of perhaps two generations ago, about how the family fridge would be locked with a padlock at all times. Only the mother

HOW TO DO IT AT MONGOLIE GRILL

The secret is to avoid the noodles and carrots. Remember, you can always make yourself packets and packets of instant noodles at 39 cents. So, I know they look tantalizing, but stick to the proteins. I’m talking salmon, beef, scallops.

HOW TO DO IT AT MONGOLIE GRILL

The secret is to avoid the noodles and carrots. Remember, you can always make yourself packets and packets of instant noodles at 39 cents. So, I know they look tantalizing, but stick to the proteins. I’m talking salmon, beef, scallops.

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TICKETS AND VISAS

A couple of years ago, I signed an online petition to bring Metallica to Halifax- the only time I ever signed a petition- no I just remembered- another time I signed a petition to give dead Jeremy Brett an OBE

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TICKETS AND VISAS

A couple of years ago, I signed an online petition to bring Metallica to Halifax- the only time I ever signed a petition- no I just remembered- another time I signed a petition to give dead Jeremy Brett an OBE

sleepOVER

For my friends Brithday PARTY SHE IS HAVING A SLEEPOVER . i want to go but ever one in my family is making a fuss about it it is very annoying no really annoying . their saying things like oh

sleepOVER

For my friends Brithday PARTY SHE IS HAVING A SLEEPOVER . i want to go but ever one in my family is making a fuss about it it is very annoying no really annoying . their saying things like oh