Category Archives: RELATIONSHIPS
IF YOU DON’T HEAR FROM ME, GO LOOK FOR CLUES AT THE SEAHORSE TAVERN
Tonight will be a first for me, Gentle Reader, and I cannot say I am not excited. I am going out by myself, by myself, to watch a live music show at the Seahorse Tavern. The Seahorse
IF YOU DON’T HEAR FROM ME, GO LOOK FOR CLUES AT THE SEAHORSE TAVERN
Tonight will be a first for me, Gentle Reader, and I cannot say I am not excited. I am going out by myself, by myself, to watch a live music show at the Seahorse Tavern. The Seahorse
JAMES HETFIELD’S WIFE IS EMBARASSED BY HIM?
One night, up late, deep in assignments and worthy social research, I came across this interesting tidbit of information. James Hetfield’s wife, an Italian woman with an Italian name, something like Francesca Pavarotti or something, is embarrassed by her world-famous,
JAMES HETFIELD’S WIFE IS EMBARASSED BY HIM?
One night, up late, deep in assignments and worthy social research, I came across this interesting tidbit of information. James Hetfield’s wife, an Italian woman with an Italian name, something like Francesca Pavarotti or something, is embarrassed by her world-famous,
SEX ON A HOT VIBRATING DISHWASHER
Of all the annoying if not actually harmful media tropes around sex, the one which sexualizes housework is the one which I find the most downright yucky. Ugh, yuckity yuck yuck. Allow me to explain, Gentle Reader, for this is
SEX ON A HOT VIBRATING DISHWASHER
Of all the annoying if not actually harmful media tropes around sex, the one which sexualizes housework is the one which I find the most downright yucky. Ugh, yuckity yuck yuck. Allow me to explain, Gentle Reader, for this is
LET’S ALL SCREAM WITH GUILT
“I miss the Princess so much, I hug the pillows tightly imagining that it’s her…” yelled my mother into the computer, during our first conversation of the Iranian new year. Gentle Reader, I ask you, how am I suppose to
LET’S ALL SCREAM WITH GUILT
“I miss the Princess so much, I hug the pillows tightly imagining that it’s her…” yelled my mother into the computer, during our first conversation of the Iranian new year. Gentle Reader, I ask you, how am I suppose to
WET SOCKS
I stopped turning on the heating after the recent electricity bill, which was 100 dollars more than the last one. I walk around in five layers, the tip of my nose icy. The children don’t seem to notice and are
WET SOCKS
I stopped turning on the heating after the recent electricity bill, which was 100 dollars more than the last one. I walk around in five layers, the tip of my nose icy. The children don’t seem to notice and are
SUBTERFUGE
As frequently happens, supper was an elegant coming-together of leftovers. Meatballs from the evening before, warmed over with some freshly-cooked spaghetti. I glanced in the freezer and saw an almost-empty bag of “Asian-style frozen vegetables”. I seized the bag with
SUBTERFUGE
As frequently happens, supper was an elegant coming-together of leftovers. Meatballs from the evening before, warmed over with some freshly-cooked spaghetti. I glanced in the freezer and saw an almost-empty bag of “Asian-style frozen vegetables”. I seized the bag with
THAT WHICH MUST NOT BE NAMED
About twenty years ago, my father drove my toddler sister to daycare, as he did every day (or most days- I’m not sure what the routine was back then). The difference between that day and other days was that I
THAT WHICH MUST NOT BE NAMED
About twenty years ago, my father drove my toddler sister to daycare, as he did every day (or most days- I’m not sure what the routine was back then). The difference between that day and other days was that I
MY FIRST CHRISTMAS
My only phobia in London is returning to Tehran. I have nightmares, that I am in some religious ceremony, and a relative whom I do not hate as much as the others -my youngest aunt, perhaps- asks me, “Rodin, weren’t
MY FIRST CHRISTMAS
My only phobia in London is returning to Tehran. I have nightmares, that I am in some religious ceremony, and a relative whom I do not hate as much as the others -my youngest aunt, perhaps- asks me, “Rodin, weren’t
“JUST GOOGLE IT”
It has become the norm to bewail the lack of manners and general rudeness which social media has caused, and yes, it is true, our online obsessions have caused us to interact with each other IRL in different and often
“JUST GOOGLE IT”
It has become the norm to bewail the lack of manners and general rudeness which social media has caused, and yes, it is true, our online obsessions have caused us to interact with each other IRL in different and often
MRS. MIME
We grow harsher and less tolerant as we grow older, and what we laughed off when we were more wrinkle-free suddenly assume a murderous aspect. Such as Mrs. Mime. I have known Mrs. Mime for almost five years now. She
MRS. MIME
We grow harsher and less tolerant as we grow older, and what we laughed off when we were more wrinkle-free suddenly assume a murderous aspect. Such as Mrs. Mime. I have known Mrs. Mime for almost five years now. She
