After spending every last cent we had on furniture and stuff for the new place:
-So princess, do you think its better to keep money in the bank or to spend it on pretty things for our new home?
-Duh! OF COURSE you should keep it in the bank.
ON THE OFFICE
-Princess, that is my boss coming down the corridor. you should be very polite to her.
-OK, and I guess we should be careful what we say and what we don’t say in front of her.
Ah yes, the development of new generation of careful hypocritical bureaucrats.