THINGS I’LL MISS

By thenewcomer

After going on and on about the dried herbs and the fried eggplants and the kashk, it is now time for me to list what I would miss most from the Canadian supermarket, should I decide to head home. These items cannot be found in a regular grocery store in Tehran. And I mean regular- I am not talking about the fancy market in Behjatabad which sells jellied horse hooves and Thai pompadoms at the price of their father’s blood, as we say.

1-Maple and brown sugar instant oatmeal. Also, apple and cinnamon. I discovered these in our  office kitchen- they make good breakfast- at least, I am not feeling hungry when I step out of the door, unlike most other breakfasts except eggy ones which I don’t do anymore. Instant oatmeal is warm, it’s good for your hair, it tastes comfortable. I never liked the feta cheese which most Iranians fetishize (sorry- couldn’t resist) anyway.

2-Rasberry red wine vinegar. The bottle is so lovely that anything out of it would taste good. I also have a weakness for malt vinegar. For soaking  french fries.

3-Lobsters. Both dead and alive. Lots of fun.

4-Smoked salmon- either the black pepper or the variee kind.

5-Different sorts of curly colourful lettuces.

6-Cheap plentiful noodles.

7-Real cheese. Oh, what a blessing to be free from the omnipresent, evil dairy company Kalleh, who sold cheese-flavoured edible plastic  to me for several years!

8-Frozen yogurt. My favourite flavours are: Mandarin Swirl, and Chocolate and Moccachino Swirl.

I’m sure there are some more, but these are the ones which are looming large on my grocery bill for now.

Ah yes- how could I have forgotten the blueberries! They’re funny fruits! Also avacadoes. I don’t understand when we now have mangoes and pineapples regularly in Tehran greengrocers, we can’t have avacadoes too?

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7 Responses to “THINGS I’LL MISS”

  1. s Says:

    noodles, do you mean special kind of noodle? because as far as I see, it is years that we buy noodles from “shahrvand” or “refah” chain stores, or even some regular supermarkets, baghali or “daryani”s ;) (not fancy behjatabad market, by the way, could you tell me where this fancy market is located? thanx)

  2. thenewcomer Says:

    Actually, there are all sorts of “special” noodles” as well, like rice noodles, thick, thin, etc. I didn’t use to shop from refah, or shahrvand, but my local grocery back home didn’t have the ordinary cheap noodles, and I needed to go to a fancy grocery (which we called “shah-e baghali) on Mollasadra to get them.

    OH MY GOD- you don’t know where the behjatabad market is? Are you even LIVING in Tehran?

    I’m not good at giving directions. It is close to karim Khan- top of Aban street. Somewhere like that. i think.

  3. GoLNish Says:

    I dono where Behjat abad is either. Haven’t even heard of it. I hate Lighvaan n Tabriz cheese too. They smell n taste like pure shit. But Gouda really rocks. Oh I also love blue cheese, which I can’t find in Tehran (like many other things that just don’t exist here).

  4. GoLNish Says:

    So you’re heading home, right?! ;) :D

  5. thenewcomer Says:

    Well you never shop for food, only for mascara and earrings, so I’m not surprised you haven’t heard of Behjatabad.
    No, I’m not coming home. But I think about it a lot.

    I had an e-mail from from an immigrant classmate (like me) who is visiting her family in her home country this summer, and she had written in the e-mail “I miss my home”- meaning Halifax. I found that so strange.

  6. GoLnish Says:

    Well she’s a bitch.

  7. Halifax Says:

    Thanks for stopping by my blog. Nice things about Canada (or Halifax) :-) I have my daughter here with me, so it’s not easy to think about going home or staying here (I’m an immigrant too)

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