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THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR FROM YOUR KID’S MUSIC TUTOR / SPORTS COACH

- He’s really talentless, isn’t he? – Sweetie, I know you feel have to drive him around to all these expensive lessons, because motherhood. Don’t do it. Break the patriarchy. Stay at home. The evening traffic will thank you. -

children-piano

THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR FROM YOUR KID’S MUSIC TUTOR / SPORTS COACH

- He’s really talentless, isn’t he? – Sweetie, I know you feel have to drive him around to all these expensive lessons, because motherhood. Don’t do it. Break the patriarchy. Stay at home. The evening traffic will thank you. -

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BAD MUSIC VIDEOS, GOOD MUSIC

Some time in the early nineties, as MTV swung into its glorious heyday, out in the suburbs of Tehran, my mother had an epiphany: “I heard some music- I wasn’t watching the video- and I thought, what a lovely tune,

1380919637_2222683_madonna-zoom

BAD MUSIC VIDEOS, GOOD MUSIC

Some time in the early nineties, as MTV swung into its glorious heyday, out in the suburbs of Tehran, my mother had an epiphany: “I heard some music- I wasn’t watching the video- and I thought, what a lovely tune,

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I PREFER TRIBUTE BANDS TO ORIGINAL ONES, SORRY. (NOT SORRY)

Every place like to think it has a bustling scene of musical talent, a veritable army of young Kurts and Axls waiting to be discovered and launched upon the eagerly-waiting world, and Halifax is no exception. Alas, Gentle Reader, by

AxlBazbestfriends

I PREFER TRIBUTE BANDS TO ORIGINAL ONES, SORRY. (NOT SORRY)

Every place like to think it has a bustling scene of musical talent, a veritable army of young Kurts and Axls waiting to be discovered and launched upon the eagerly-waiting world, and Halifax is no exception. Alas, Gentle Reader, by

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NAKED WOMEN

The female change rooms and showers in Dalplex are populated by naked women, blithely lathering themselves, tugging underwear and swimsuits on and off. Boobs swing about freely, dimply, pimply thighs and arms move about. A few years ago, all of

Psycho (1960)Directed by Alfred HitchcockShown: Janet Leigh (as Marion Crane)

NAKED WOMEN

The female change rooms and showers in Dalplex are populated by naked women, blithely lathering themselves, tugging underwear and swimsuits on and off. Boobs swing about freely, dimply, pimply thighs and arms move about. A few years ago, all of

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Perhaps you consider it a futile exercise to rank the muses, nevertheless, we all know it and here, I can say it: music is far, far, waaaaaay cooler than acting. In support, I offer you this exchange: -Princess, did you

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MUSIC IS COOLER THAN ACTING

Perhaps you consider it a futile exercise to rank the muses, nevertheless, we all know it and here, I can say it: music is far, far, waaaaaay cooler than acting. In support, I offer you this exchange: -Princess, did you